I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing
i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself
Open a glow stick and swallow it’s contents and impress your friends with your radiating stomach
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations